I’m not going to be updating this blog anymore.* Before you let that get you too sad, I have a new blog that I will be updating very regularly as I completely re-vamp, re-kindle and re-launch my whole writerlyness with a whole new (yet to be decided upon) pen name.  It’s sort of a ‘Loki Renard is dead, long live Loki’ sort of deal. I know what you’re wondering: will my new stuff contain spankings? Indubitably, though they may not be the specific focus of the books, there will be a definite exploration of power imbalances because that’s the sort of thing I find interesting. Nay, fascinating. The new blog is going to be more personal, less commercial and hopefully a lot of fun. If you’ve enjoyed the parts of this blog where I just talk about things that made me want to put words down, then you’ll hopefully enjoy my new blog.

So where is this blog? Is it a secret? No. It is not a secret silly muffin!

It is called FACTORY LOKI. It is where we will break Loki down and rebuild her. Me.

I hope to see you there!

(And yes, still in the market for an editor, if you have editorial skills, contact me with your words!)

*Except for some posts to my new blog with its new posts and some of the ebooks that have yet to come out through Blushing, because there are a few of those.

Hello people who read my blog! I have exciting news! And excess exclamation marks! I am in the market for an editor. For my stories. And books. And other things that are written. I have plans you see, and for these plans I shall need the sort of person who can dot i’s and cross t’s and who might know what a participle is. Current theories suggest it might be a small and fuzzy worm native to the Andes.

Desired qualities of aforementioned editor:

• Kink friendly.
• LGBT friendly.
• Experienced in the arts of editing. And war.*

If you are such an editor, please contact me with your rates, requirements and previous experience. Tell me the sorts of things you think I should know re: you and your editingness and relevant abilities.

*War optional.

Written by a mysterious ‘Jenny Ric‘, this is a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ parody, which is currently in the TOP 10 on the Humor freebie list on Amazon.com.

Fifty Shades of Gravy

When culinary student Vanessa Biscuits attends cooking class with renowned chef Chef Gray, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Vanessa is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate. For so many things. Desperate for Chef Gray, desperate for a semblance of a personality, desperate for a dimension that makes her deeper than the average puddle.

Fortunately for Vanessa she is spared the need to become in any way interesting in her own right. Unable to resist her pedestrian beauty, half wittedness, bland spirit and slavish, dog like devotion Gray admits he wants her on his own terms – covered in gravy.

Fifty Shades of Gravy is a tale that will obsess you, repossess your furniture and stay with you forever no matter how many eviction notices you serve it.

Get it on Amazon (currently free!)

Good news everybunny! Training Rigel, the prequel in the “Rigel’ series will be free on Amazon.com for one day only, the 12th of May, which is tomorrow if you’re reading this today, or today if you’re reading this tomorrow. Or yesterday if you haven’t read my blog in two days, in which case, that’s what you get for slacking.

Training Rigel

This short erotic lesbian discipline story is set a decade before Obeying Rigel. We find Rigel as nothing more than a badly behaved and completely out of control young brat on the edge of losing herself in drugs and alcohol and mindless sex.

Tank is a very stern older friend who has no intention of watching Rigel destroy herself. She steps in with the intention of providing some much needed discipline but soon finds herself lost in the same dangerous attraction that draws so many women to Rigel.

TRAINING RIGEL is a 14,000 word story containing lesbian sex and light spanking discipline.

Get it on Amazon! (Normally $2.99, FREE May 12!)

Reviews Plz!

Reviews are appreciated! In fact, they are the single most important thing you can do to help an author out. The lack of reviews on these books is, quite frankly, breaking my metaphorical balls. If you are wary of leaving reviews on Amazon because your account name is your real name, I’d like to make you aware that it is possible to change your name on  Amazon.com. To change the name associated with  your account, go into your ‘Account Settings’.

and choose the ‘Change Account Settings’ option. Clicking the ‘edit’ button to the right of your name will allow you to change the name you leave reviews under!

This allows you to change the name that is publicly associated with your Amazon account, so you can leave reviews as anonymously as you like. Please use these powers for good and not evil ;). You can change it back afterwards if you like, or leave it, Amazon doesn’t tie you to your account name as much as people like to think, so there is really no excuse not to leave a review. You hear that, brats? No excuses! ;)

Apologies for those who got caught in the comment filter last time, I think I fixed it this time :)

Rogette the Great PT 9

They could have argued on and on forever, but the tension was broken with yet more tension as a mail clad fist pounded on the far side of the closed door.

“Open up in the name of the queen!”

“Oh my gods,” Atrocious whispered in a squeak. “They’re here.”

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

“OPEN UP!”

“Get up,” Kira said in a low voice, patting Atrocious’ bare bottom with a calm and comforting touch. Atrocious obeyed immediately, sliding off Kira’s lap and pulling her britches up quickly. It was bad enough being cornered by soldiers, she wasn’t going to be caught with her pants down too.

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By Natalie Dee

This holiday has not been a holiday of the palm trees and sandy beaches type. At least not so far. So far it’s been a ‘question everything’ sort of holiday. The sort of holiday in which things unravel and are tossed about on the floor like so many balls of sweater yarn. Quandary yarn. It’s been keeping me up at night, this quandary yarn. For many nights on end in fact.

I’ve come to a conclusion that I very much did not want to come to, which is that I’m actually not as interested in being a professional author as I thought. Considering I’ve spent the better part of a decade working towards that very goal (and in many respects, have somewhat achieved it), that’s quite the revelation.
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I’m using my time off to re-evaluate what I want to do in the world of fiction. Whilst searching for more bodice ripping, clavicle sniffing inspiration, I discovered a treasure trove of the best romance novel covers of all time.

For more romance as you’ve never seen it before… visit Longmire Does Romance Novels

I’m still on holiday, but I’ve been meaning to review some spanking novels for some time now, so it’s a good time to start with The Land of Khys series by Nattie Jones, which is, without any exaggeration, one of the very best spanking novel series I’ve ever read.

Review:

Probably one of my favorite disciplinary fantasy world makers, Nattie Jones is a serious talent. Her Land of Khys books are rich and memorable, mostly because she manages to make fantasy elements seem gritty and oh so real. Lovers of ‘Alpha Males’ will adore the Dragon Masters, men who are masterful in and out of the bedroom. There are several female protagonists in the series, each of them with well developed characters and vivid personalities. My personal favorite comes in one of the later novels, but this is a series to be devoured from start to finish.

The Khys novels are spanking romances, but there is much more to the series than that. Khys is a world in which women subjugated by their very gender (girls are put on the ‘Choosing Block’ when they come of age, much like prime cattle) make their mark on the world in spite of their relative disadvantages. I love the way the author manages to create characters who can enjoy a certain level of submission (enforced by regular and very sound spankings) yet also act independently in ways that influence the course of the kingdom.

The phrase ‘strong alpha male’ is one bandied about a lot in romantic fiction and Nattie Jones has created heroines to match, strong, smart women who are worthy mates and adversaries. Anyone looking to immerse themselves in a world where a well spanked woman is the rule rather than the exception, where queens and urchins alike can find loving discipline at the hands of masterful men and where dragons soar should step into the Land of Khys.

If you want to dip your toe into the series without making too great a commitment, there is a 99 cent prequel, but anyone who loves M/F spanking romance is probably going to end up slam bang in the thick of the main books before you can say ‘spanked by a man who rides dragons’.

The Captured Maiden: The Land of Khys Prequel (99 cents!)

Dragonmaster: Land of Khys Book One

So I’ve been wanting to do some of those things where people read their books aloud for some time now, but I have a problem. 1. My accent makes it hard to take steamy scenes seriously. 2. My accent makes it hard to take anything seriously. And since practicing, perhaps a third point, 3. I find it impossible to take anything seriously.

I was practicing you see, not reading my own work, but using an image from historical romance for inspiration. Instead of reading, I did an impromptu improvisation. What happened next was intense. For best effect, you should stare at the image above whilst listening to the narration.

Sexy Jaw Face

Hello readers :) I am off on a bit of a holiday! Not entirely sure when I will return, but here’s a few spanky resources to keep you entertained in the meantime:

Free Spanking Stories (A site with a collection of free spanking stories of various genres.)
The Tea Room (A MASSIVE resource for M/M and F/F free spanking stories.)
Blushing Books (A publisher dedicated to publishing romantic spanking fiction – keep an eye out for the free e-books out monthly!)

Ksjuta_The thief-girl by ~Soullu on deviantART

Yesterday’s Lesbia update prompted a plethora of calls for Rogette’s hide. That might have been a mistake.

Rogette the Great PT 8

“I hate you all,” Atrocious sobbed, entirely ignored over Kira’s lap.

Rogette gave a little shiver and looked around. Her mother had been a medicine woman and a certain sensitivity had been passed onto Rogette. Sometimes she felt things, premonitions, whispers in the ether. In the moments after Atrocious’ spanking she could feel forces unknown baying for her bottom. With furrowed brow she bit her thumb towards the shadowy little devils who wanted trouble for her.

Ayla caught her eye, raising a questioning brow. “And who was that directed at?”

“I don’t know,” Rogette replied. “I sense trouble.”

“That’s just Atrocious,” Kira said, slapping Atrocious’ bottom lightly.

“Let me go!” Atrocious demanded, finding courage from some dark recess of her brain where her wits had been stunted.

“No, I don’t think I will,” Kira replied. “I think I’ll spank you again.”

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A little bird tells me that it has been too long since I returned to Lesbia and updated the adventures of the ladies in the woods. I must caution you, this post does contain spanking, so if you don’t like spanking, you’ve really wandered a long way off the beaten track here. Ha. Beaten track.

Rogette the Great Pt 7

The shrieking and fighting continued unabated for quite some time. Neither Atrocious nor Rogette were willing to either give quarter or do enough damage to actually hurt the other person so they ended up rolling around near the embers of the fire, forcing Ayla, then Kira to lift their feet as they went past in an awkward tumbling mass of arms and legs and increasingly bare body parts.

The entire place had borne the brunt of their outburst, chairs and tables were scattered hither and thither, some intact, some in pieces. The battle could have gone on forever and a day had their fracas not sent Atrocious hurtling towards the stone surround of the fireplace with dangerous speed. She would perhaps have brained herself if she had not been caught in Kira’s strong hands and hauled summarily over the knee of the very same.

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Just in case it wasn’t clear, which it probably wasn’t because clarity is not my strong suit, this tale takes place in between Training Rigel and Obeying Rigel. In other words, it is the fourth ‘Rigel’ book and effectively second in the series – which doesn’t have a name. If you’d like to suggest a name for the series, please do. Right now ‘The Love Lives of Lesbians Who Go To The Gym A Lot‘ is the working series title. And if I don’t come up with something better, I’m going to have to add that to the Amazon listing description, which I am sure will do wonders for sales.

The Newbie

Taking a leaf out of Rigel’s very successful handbook, Tank steeled herself against possible rejection and caught Victoria as she was heading out. She was fresh from a shower after her workout, she’d changed into clean sweatpants and a baggy knit top that did her no real justice, but Tank didn’t give a damn. Victoria could have emerged from the showers wearing a burlap sack and she would have looked cute. “Hey,” Tank said, blurting an invitation out before she had time to over think and stumble over her words. “I was wondering if you’d like to get a drink sometime.”
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In case you wondered, yes, I’m still working on the Iskendar series :)

Iskendari Rebels

“You promised!” Kai growled with fury as Lucian wrapped his leather clad arm around her waist and hefted her up from the ground.

“I am the king. Your king,” he reminded her, his dark curtain of hair obscuring them both as Kai attempted to fight his will. It was a battle she was destined to fail as his gloved hand reached between her thighs, parting them so that she could be pinned between his legs more effectively, one leg trapped underneath his armored knee whist the other flailed uselessly.
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In which Tank’s seductive seductions continue… or something to that effect ;)

The Newbie

“How’s the work out coming along?” Tank was checking on Victoria. It had been half an hour and she was clearly starting to wind down, Tank wanted to make sure she stopped instead of pushing it too far and burning herself out completely on the first day.

“Good,” Victoria puffed slightly. Her cheeks were a bright pink from exertion, combined with her curls and gem like eyes, she looked like an adorable doll as she placed her feet on the non moving sides of the treadmill.

“I hope Rigel didn’t bother you.”

“Rigel?”
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