Looking for something to really sink your teeth into these holidays? Over Witch’s Knee is my full length fantasy spanking novel (over 120k words and more than 500 pages long.) It follows the fortunes of Atrocious Lex, a plucky peasant with aspirations to a life of crime. After swiping a soldier’s horse, Atrocious’ plans for a life of infamy are cut short when she meets a witch named Ayla who claims to be three thousand years old.
Ayla is beautiful.
Ayla is seductive.
Ayla kidnaps Atrocious.
What Ayla doesn’t know is that Atrocious is not just another pretty face. Atrocious is trouble – more trouble than one witch can handle, possibly more trouble than even a goddess can bear. Atrocious has a destiny, one which will draw her, and a cast of witches, warriors, robbers and the occasional foot sealing toad to the very ends of a land of magic, mystery and matriarchy.
Poetic praise for Over Witch’s Knee, from sparrow:
Two years in the making! So long waited for!
A tale of destiny… and Lust… and love… and war…
Of witches, elves and goddesses and warriors and toads
A cast of thous…uh…hundr…uh… (believe me, there are loads!)
The first volume of Lesbia’s History and Lore!
You’ll laugh, you’ll sigh, you’ll shed a tear, and end up wanting more.
Each of these naughty ladies you can’t help but adore,
As each you praise in one breath and in the next deplore.
Each one without exception you’ll likely come to see
Deserving of a spanking while bent over a knee!