Written by a mysterious ‘Jenny Ric‘, this is a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ parody, which is currently in the TOP 10 on the Humor freebie list on Amazon.com.
Fifty Shades of Gravy
When culinary student Vanessa Biscuits attends cooking class with renowned chef Chef Gray, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Vanessa is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate. For so many things. Desperate for Chef Gray, desperate for a semblance of a personality, desperate for a dimension that makes her deeper than the average puddle.
Fortunately for Vanessa she is spared the need to become in any way interesting in her own right. Unable to resist her pedestrian beauty, half wittedness, bland spirit and slavish, dog like devotion Gray admits he wants her on his own terms – covered in gravy.
Fifty Shades of Gravy is a tale that will obsess you, repossess your furniture and stay with you forever no matter how many eviction notices you serve it.
This game is fucking beautiful and is taking up what was once my spare time. If you’re not playing it, you probably should be. It teaches important moral lessons and, uh, things of that nature.
For some actual gameplay: He had me at ‘fuck no‘. (Contains spoilers.)
In which we watch a woman masturbate to pornography. Seriously. Is it possible to make a show about lesbians without sexualizing them in the extreme? Is it? Girls Next Door, the show where Hugh Hefner paraded his multiple girlfriends around was less overtly sexual than this. How does an international porn king put together a reality tv show classier and with less sexual content than the producers of The Real L Word? How on this great green earth does that happen?!
The Real L Word pretends to be something of a socially responsible series in a sense in that it tackles issues relevant to lesbians, like gay marriage and the difficulty of procreating when you only have ovaries to work with, but it’s damn hard to take that seriously when the show is all ‘hm, interesting lesbian issues’, BAM! LADY GRATUITOUSLY MASTURBATING! IN YOUR FACE!
It’s brought out an unexpected streak of prudery, but it’s not because I have any issue with seeing a pretty lady masturbate, au contraire, rather it’s because it seems like the sexual content is just a ploy to get people to watch, which pretty much just reduces the lesbians to their vaginas. If lesbians themselves don’t think they’ll be interesting without occasionally arching their backs and thrusting their hips skywards like displaying orangutangs, then what hope is there?
