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Here’s some good news from the world of Loki Renard.

First of all, Taming the Wilde has hit #10 on Amazon for British Historical Romance. Set in fairly dire times, this was a challenge to write, but an enjoyable one. Serious business and all that. It features a true disciplinarian for a hero, a man whose entire purpose in life is keeping unruly women in line. And, of course, there’s a headstrong and noble heroine who finds him insufferable from the outset. There’s no shortage of swift and stern correction as the Wilde is tamed.

Second of all, Cuffs, my latest lesbian romance, has spent an entire month in the top 50 Lesbian books. That’s an unprecedented success for me. It’s one thing to sort of bounce on and off the bestselling lists – it’s another thing to stay there for a protracted period of time. So thank you if you bought Cuffs, and if you didn’t, maybe you should. It’s pretty hot right now :D

Over Witch’s Knee: Spanking Fantasy Epic

Looking for something to really sink your teeth into these holidays? Over Witch’s Knee is my full length fantasy spanking novel (over 120k words and more than 500 pages long.) It follows the fortunes of Atrocious Lex, a plucky peasant with aspirations to a life of crime. After swiping a soldier’s horse, Atrocious’ plans for a life of infamy are cut short when she meets a witch named Ayla who claims to be three thousand years old.

Ayla is beautiful.

Ayla is seductive.

Ayla kidnaps Atrocious.

What Ayla doesn’t know is that Atrocious is not just another pretty face. Atrocious is trouble – more trouble than one witch can handle, possibly more trouble than even a goddess can bear. Atrocious has a destiny, one which will draw her, and a cast of witches, warriors, robbers and the occasional foot sealing toad to the very ends of a land of  magic, mystery and matriarchy.

Check Over Witch’s Knee out on Amazon.com, and download a free sample!

Poetic praise for Over Witch’s Knee, from sparrow:

Two years in the making! So long waited for!
A tale of destiny… and Lust… and love… and war…
Of witches, elves and goddesses and warriors and toads
A cast of thous…uh…hundr…uh… (believe me, there are loads!)
The first volume of Lesbia’s History and Lore!
You’ll laugh, you’ll sigh, you’ll shed a tear, and end up wanting more.
Each of these naughty ladies you can’t help but adore,
As each you praise in one breath and in the next deplore.
Each one without exception you’ll likely come to see
Deserving of a spanking while bent over a knee!

Spanked By The Boss

“Come here.”

The words were almost whispered, but they were effective. Jerry’s feet were instantly in motion toward Lara’s desk. She was standing next to Lara’s thick leather chair before she realized what had happened.

“No,” she said. “I’m not falling for this… no…mmmphhh…”

Lara had reached up, taken her by the collar of her shirt and drawn her down into a lip lock that chased all sensible thought from her head.

“You shouldn’t stamp and pout,” Lara said, releasing her from the kiss. “Unless you want a spanking. Is that what you need, Jerry? A sore bottom to remind you who is in charge here?” She kept a grip on the collar, making Jerry bend at the waist in a position that exposed her buttocks in a very suggestive way.

“I don’t…OW!”

Jerry didn’t get the chance to tell Lara she didn’t want a spanking, for she had already been drawn forward over Lara’s thighs and her superior’s hand was clapping against her cheeks in a quick, swift motion that stung even through her cargo pants.

“You come in here and tell me what decisions I should make? Oh no, baby, that’s not going to happen,” Lara said, increasing the intensity of the swats until Jerry had to bite her lower lip to stop from crying out.

From Cuffs

The Sourcerer’s Apprentice | Spanky Magic from Devlin O’Neill

The Sourcerer’s Apprentice represents another step into the world of Neverwasnia, a fantasy realm very much like our own, save for being inhabited by witches and pixies and werewolves and other mythical creatures that make themselves altogether a little too at home in what seems to be an otherwise mundane world.

This tale of magic and spanking from Devlin O’Neill not only distinguishes itself by merit of his fantastic modern fairy tale writing style and brilliant world building, but by containing one of the most interesting top figures in all spankydom in the form of Mother Hibbard – a sourceress to be reckoned with.

But that’s not all! There’s also a temperamental artist with a talent for capturing a girl’s bottom along with her soul, a dastardly doctor with a plan for bringing down Mother Hibbard and all her apprentices and Tabitha, dear, sweet, innocent apprentice Tabitha. What ever shall become of her and her little squirrel familiar?

Hot bottoms, warmed hearts and surprises aplenty lie in store for all those who dare peek inside to find out just what Mother Hibbard has in her cipboard, er, cupboard.

There’s no witches without itches, but this book scratches all of them.

Read a sample chapter and get the book here!

Chasing Rigel, Lesbian Romance Novella OUT NOW!

(Crossposted from Sappho’s Brats.)

Wow, I can’t believe it’s actually been almost a whole year since the last ebook in the Rigel series was published. All that’s changed now, with the publication of CHASING RIGEL. As you may or may not recall, Training Rigel left Tank in a semi-smitten state with Rigel, her out of control friend, employee and spanking bottom. Chasing Rigel tells the tale of Tank’s efforts to get over Rigel, and Rigel’s efforts to understand the strong desire to put certain people over her knee and spank them silly.

Here is a blurb I wrote on the subject:

In the sequel to Training Rigel, irrepressible and eminently sexy young dyke Rigel is settling into a more secure lifestyle under Tank’s watchful eye. That doesn’t mean she’s immune to getting into trouble, especially as she explores a new world of topping others. Meanwhile, Tank tries to shake her attraction to Rigel and searches for love that doesn’t come with a severe attitude problem.

Part lesbian romance, part tale of a top in the making, Chasing Rigel delves further into the histories of the characters first introduced in Obeying Rigel.

(It’s also worth noting, for people who like to note things, that this is my first ebook of 2013!)

Thanks must also go to Sparrow, for reading my words and telling me where I’d written the same word twice, or misspelled the name of a 80’s icon. Thank you very much, Sparrow!

Are you interested? Would you like to read the first chapter? But of course you would! Click here to read the first chapter free!

Or

Buy the book on Smashwords! (Versions compatible with all PC’s, Mac’s and e readers, including Kindle, Nook etc.)

Trinity in Trouble with Devlin O’Neill

I’ve been so lucky lately to have had people saying lovely things about my works.  It’s been very encouraging and inspiring and I can’t begin to say how appreciative I am of it all. The latest nice things come from Devlin O’Neill, who reviewed my F/F spanking romance, Trinity in Trouble.

Here’s a little snippet from his review, which is very insightful I feel:

 “Trinity” certainly has brats, several of them, but one in particular is an über brat if ever such existed. The title character is an out of control serial trouble maker who would make any Top’s hands itch to grab hold of her and sort her out, briskly, firmly, on her bare bottom, and for a very long time  which of course is what happens, although she never quite makes it all the way to contrition. Renard’s heroines seldom if ever get to that point, or at most briefly.

I very much like the point he makes about my heroines never really being truly contrite. It’s a valid point and I don’t personally consider it a weakness. Contrition isn’t what I’m going for with my brats, instead their spanking relationships tend to stabilize their chaotic tendencies and focus their energies on the useful and the good. They remain complete and unrepentant brats however, which is how I think it should be. (And often is, in real life.) Show me a brat who ever got spanked into being truly contrite for an extended period of time, and I’ll show you this flying piggywig I just added to my menagerie.

Click here to read Devlin’s review!

I Spank You

You’ve been naughty and you know it.

I warned you over and over again. I’m not the person you want to push. I’m not the one you want to brat. But you didn’t believe me and now here we are, you’re stammering apologies as usual and I’m coming to a decision that I should have come to a long time ago.

I hold you on my lap and let you squirm. I can feel the moisture seeping through your panties. You’re wet. You’re wet because you’re a naughty little brat with a pussy that needs to be taught a lesson like the rest of you. I take hold of the front of your panties and tug them up, making them sit snugly over your clit and lips. The additional pressure is pleasant and you wriggle all the more for it.

“Are you going to spank me?” You ask the question playfully, coquettishly. You’re not taking this seriously, not yet. The tingle in your little clit is distracting you from what’s really happening here.
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