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Here’s some good news from the world of Loki Renard.

First of all, Taming the Wilde has hit #10 on Amazon for British Historical Romance. Set in fairly dire times, this was a challenge to write, but an enjoyable one. Serious business and all that. It features a true disciplinarian for a hero, a man whose entire purpose in life is keeping unruly women in line. And, of course, there’s a headstrong and noble heroine who finds him insufferable from the outset. There’s no shortage of swift and stern correction as the Wilde is tamed.

Second of all, Cuffs, my latest lesbian romance, has spent an entire month in the top 50 Lesbian books. That’s an unprecedented success for me. It’s one thing to sort of bounce on and off the bestselling lists – it’s another thing to stay there for a protracted period of time. So thank you if you bought Cuffs, and if you didn’t, maybe you should. It’s pretty hot right now :D

Taming the Wilde, Historical Spanking Romance

Beholde, ye of the spanking and romantic persuasions! Finally released as an ebook is my historical spanking romance novel, Taming the Wilde. Set during the days when the Brits got away with transporting their undesireables around the globe, Taming the Wilde follows the fortunes of one Jane Wilde – a spirited and tempestuous young woman who finds herself on the wrong side of the law.


Young Jane Wilde was once a noblewoman, but the coming of a dark plague and winds of ill fortune have led her to the streets of London where she survives on her wits alone, stealing enough food to eat, and fencing enough pretty jewelry to keep a roof over her head.

Unfortunately for the once Lady Wilde, the British empire is still in an expansive state and intends to settle the far off Australian continent not only as a penal colony, but as a lawful outpost of the empire. To that end they need women to sate the lusts of the criminal men already languishing in that desolate place. When Jane is caught stealing bread and put before a judge, her sentence is inevitable: deportation.

Once aboard the transportation ship Jane catches the eye of Master Roake, the man charged with overseeing discipline. Jane thinks him cruel and harsh, but her fear does not quell her natural defiance. Indeed, her rebellious nature sets her across his path many times – and equally many times across his knee.

Jane’s proud nature cannot bring her to submit to the man who wields leather as naturally as he breathes. As for Master Roake, he is not a man given easily to sentiment, nor his he accustomed to finding true ladies on his ship and under his lash. And yet, each time they meet in a clash of wills and reddened flesh, a fondness grows.

Soon they will make land. Jane will be forced to serve her sentence in one of the female factories and Master Roake will once more set sail for England. Love is no match for the mighty British Empire.

Or is it?

Check out a sample and download the book here!

Mrs Bolt’s Lady Spanking

“Rules are rules, Annie. You’re going to have to learn that.”

“I was just talking!” I was repeating myself, but the point beared repeating. “That’s not anything bad. It’s allowed for people to talk.”

“Not after the lights go out.” Mrs Bolt was still kind, but she was palming that paddle like she knew how to use it. “Rules are rules, Annie. Now be a good girl and bend over.”

“I’m not a girl! I’m a woman. You don’t paddle women for talking!”

“I’m about to pull down those scrubs of yours and paddle you double for disobedience.”

My mouth fell open in dismay. It wasn’t fair. I was cornered and she had all the power. She could do anything she wanted.

“Come along Annie, bend over. Put your hands on your ankles, or knees if you can’t reach down that far.”

She spoke with a maternal drawl that made it all seem so nice and normal, as if she did this sort of thing all the time.

“Annie… last chance. 3… 2…”

The counting only steeled my resolve. I would not be goaded into obedience with numbers.

“…1. Very well.”

Mrs Bolt reached for me, took me by the arm and drew me around her desk. There was not a lot of room in her little office, but there was enough for her to sit down in her chair and pull a medium-sized woman over her lap – which was precisely what she did. Before I could make further complaint my palms were flat on the institutional carpet, my bottom high above her thigh. She did not feel hard like Kaine. There was a softness to her lap and belly that was quite comfortable and maybe even comforting.

“Now I’m betting you’ve been paddled often enough to know how to take one, so I’ll assume that your disobedience today is a way of trying to establish some kind of control…”


“No?” Mrs Bolt patted my cheeks. “No, what?”

“I’ve never been paddled. Ever.”

“Now that seems unlikely…”

“Unlikely as it is, it’s true.”

“So you’ve got a tender hide,” Mrs Bolt said. “Kaine hasn’t toughened it up yet.”

“Nor will he!”

“I think he might, considering how his fiancee managed to land herself a prison term. That seems to indicate a certain need for discipline in the home.”

Mrs Bolt wrapped her arm around my waist and landed a hearty slap to the middle of my bottom. I squeaked like some sort of small rodent, and wriggled over her thighs.

Excerpt from Twilight Trouble.

Good news, too, the final installment in the Small City series will be out later this month. Or early next month. Somewhere in there with the dates and things. And there will be a surprise. A surprising surprise. The best kind.

Over Witch’s Knee: Spanking Fantasy Epic

Looking for something to really sink your teeth into these holidays? Over Witch’s Knee is my full length fantasy spanking novel (over 120k words and more than 500 pages long.) It follows the fortunes of Atrocious Lex, a plucky peasant with aspirations to a life of crime. After swiping a soldier’s horse, Atrocious’ plans for a life of infamy are cut short when she meets a witch named Ayla who claims to be three thousand years old.

Ayla is beautiful.

Ayla is seductive.

Ayla kidnaps Atrocious.

What Ayla doesn’t know is that Atrocious is not just another pretty face. Atrocious is trouble – more trouble than one witch can handle, possibly more trouble than even a goddess can bear. Atrocious has a destiny, one which will draw her, and a cast of witches, warriors, robbers and the occasional foot sealing toad to the very ends of a land of  magic, mystery and matriarchy.

Check Over Witch’s Knee out on, and download a free sample!

Poetic praise for Over Witch’s Knee, from sparrow:

Two years in the making! So long waited for!
A tale of destiny… and Lust… and love… and war…
Of witches, elves and goddesses and warriors and toads
A cast of thous…uh…hundr…uh… (believe me, there are loads!)
The first volume of Lesbia’s History and Lore!
You’ll laugh, you’ll sigh, you’ll shed a tear, and end up wanting more.
Each of these naughty ladies you can’t help but adore,
As each you praise in one breath and in the next deplore.
Each one without exception you’ll likely come to see
Deserving of a spanking while bent over a knee!

Spanked By The Boss

“Come here.”

The words were almost whispered, but they were effective. Jerry’s feet were instantly in motion toward Lara’s desk. She was standing next to Lara’s thick leather chair before she realized what had happened.

“No,” she said. “I’m not falling for this… no…mmmphhh…”

Lara had reached up, taken her by the collar of her shirt and drawn her down into a lip lock that chased all sensible thought from her head.

“You shouldn’t stamp and pout,” Lara said, releasing her from the kiss. “Unless you want a spanking. Is that what you need, Jerry? A sore bottom to remind you who is in charge here?” She kept a grip on the collar, making Jerry bend at the waist in a position that exposed her buttocks in a very suggestive way.

“I don’t…OW!”

Jerry didn’t get the chance to tell Lara she didn’t want a spanking, for she had already been drawn forward over Lara’s thighs and her superior’s hand was clapping against her cheeks in a quick, swift motion that stung even through her cargo pants.

“You come in here and tell me what decisions I should make? Oh no, baby, that’s not going to happen,” Lara said, increasing the intensity of the swats until Jerry had to bite her lower lip to stop from crying out.

From Cuffs

Cuffs (Lesbians Dangereux) Lesbian Romance

Jerry Schwartz is an undercover, plain clothes, and just plain trouble police officer. Part of the vice squad, she’s always been happy slumming it in the underworld – until a routine traffic stop puts her at odds with a beautiful woman who turns out to be her new boss.

Lara Ashcroft is a British expat with a talent for firm, but fair leadership. Brought in to whip the Belfort vice unit into shape, she expects resistance from much of the squad – but she doesn’t expect to fall in love with its most difficult member on her very first day.

Accustomed to running rings around an indifferent chain of command, Jerry has some adjusting to do when it comes to Lara’s strict new regime. And Lara? Well Lara might just have met her match.

Now on Amazon! Click here to buy or get a sample!

(This couple were featured in the ‘Biting Brat’ snippet the other week. This post cross-posted from Sappho’s Brats.)